Hiding From the Cops

Chacha and his 2 partners were running from the cops.

They hid on a potato farm and crawled into some potato bags.
So they were hiding inside the bags.

The Cop started searching the farm and checking around the bags by poking them.

He first poked the bag with the first partner of Chacha in it.
He said, "Meow."
The cop was confirmed that it was just a cat.

Then he poked the bag with the 2nd partner of Chacha in it.
He said, "Woof."
The cop was assured that it was just a dog.

Then the cop poked the bag in which Chacha was hiding.

He said in his sweetest voice, "Potato."

You've got Chacha!

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor Chacha came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later he came out of his house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which he replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Chacha and UFO

Q: What do UFOs and smart chacha have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Chacha hanging from a tree

Q: A one-armed chacha is hanging from a tree. How can you make him fall?
A: You wave at him!

Chacha Starring at Orange Juice

Q: Why did Chacha stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate"

Locked Out of Car

Chacha and chachi locked their keys in the car. Chachi tries to break into the car while chacha watches.

Finally chachi says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" to which chacha replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Chachi got a heart attack

Chacha gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife (chachi) naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries chachi.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,” Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ghuffu's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

Chacha slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

“You rotten bastard”, says the husband, “my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

When Chacha got sick of his jokes

Chacha decides one day that he is sick and tired of all
these chacha jokes and how all chacha is perceived as stupid,
so he decides to show chachi that he really is
smart. While his chachi is off at work *entertaining people’, he decides that he is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after chachi leaves for work, he gets
down to the task at hand. Chachi arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. She walks into the living
room and finds her husband lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
She notices that he is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

She goes over and asks him if he is OK. He replies yes. She asks
what he is doing. He replies that he wanted to prove to her
that chacha aint dumb and he wanted to do it by
painting the house. She then asks her why he has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. He replies that he was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS

Chacha's Bachpan

When Chacha was in Nursery,
His Miss asked him to count from '1 to 10' and in order to motivate him she said that She'll give him a kiss if he is successful.

Chacha thought for a long while and replied...

If I count from '1 to 1000', Toh Phir Kya Package Hoga? :D